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  • Are you from “Nordakota”?

    20 februarie 2009

    Ole is a farmer in

    Minnesota . He
    is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in
    Nordakota (that would be ‘

    Dakota ’ for you non-Scandahoovians out there).

    He drives to
    Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow.

    Ole reaches under to
    see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls…the cow

    Ole is very

    He looks at the
    farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs
    another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so
    after some discussion with the cow’s current owner, Ole decides to buy the cow
    and take it home.

    When he gets back to

    Minnesota, he
    calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, “Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here
    new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat

    Sven reaches under,
    pulls the teat – and the cow farts.

    Sven looks at Ole
    and says, “You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn’t

    Ole is very
    surprised since he hadn’t told Sven about his trip. “Yah, dats right. But how
    did you know?”

    Sven says, “My wife
    is from Nordakota.”



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